My first week in hollywood

I thought i should give you guys a quick update on my first week in hollywood! After losing my deposit money for an apartment to a fat russian cow who takes drugs(how hollywood) I decided to hit the hollywood bowl and watch grace jones (apparently she is a legend - for those who dont know her she is the black girl from conan the barbarian or from 007 with roger moore) - she was great and could still shake it even though she was 61 years old. The crowd were electric and drunk (again how hollywood and always name dropping) the next few days was trying to apply for agents and get a day job, so i constructed over 5 different cv's or resumes - and went to every block from beverly hills to grove street to hollywood blvd to sunset and santa monica - and of course i got hit on from a few gay guys (how hollywood)

I saw a black man mug a white guy, than after the mugging the white guy pretended to act all macho and hard.............pleassssse. But the biggest obstacle is getting my dmv licence or driving licence - i have been to over 3 dmv stores to get my test done and 2 of them don't do it or have closed down permanently......so i decided to visit the third dmv office in glendale (which is about 12 miles) i decided to borrow the delivery bike from the hotel and ride it (its a bike from 1960's rusty and has a big board at the front)- I thought it was a nice day, so why not? it's an adventure so why not! half way through my bike ride the tyre popped - the curse of the dmv and i didnt make it - i had to carry my 2 cent bike all the way home, and thats when i got sunburnt - its been fun week and to top it off i got a new agent!!!!! not bad.........oh and spiderman is sitting next to me in the interent cafe, no lie.