Sharon stone, Mary J blige and a kidnapping!! plus the twitter convention

Last month I fired my bitter french agent, she was hopeless and she exploited many actors by telling them they must pay 80 dollars for her own special acting class (it wasn't acting classes it was cold reading classes on camera, they cost 80 bucks which she pocketed - not cool hollywood) - she had to go as I ran into problems onto my own production "cough cough insurance papers that she failed to get hold of for me"
Anyway i went to this special conference called the 140 conference in hollywood - i got dragged and to tell you the truth it was pants. The convention was full of nerds that follow and tweet one another. The worse thing about this convention was that it cost 400 bucks to get in "WTF" - there were people at the convention who had 300,000, 400,000, 800,000 followers - they acted as if they were A list celebs - one of them got into a conversation with me - i asked him "how many twitters fans do you have?" he replied " I have approximately 344,134 twitters fans and by 2011 that will rise to 500,000 twitters fans. What about you, how many twitter fans do you have?"
i replied "6 and by 2011 i should be in double figures" an awkward silence as usual.....

I saw sharon stone at the beverly hills film festival - was held at the aqua lounge which was a nice venue. Sharon stone said a lovely speach about charity and love.

Then the following week i spoke to mary j blige on my cell - a few friends were chilling at the beverly hills hotel and they bumped into mjb and she was so cool and awesome. She chilled with a few of my friends the whole night and as they called me mary j blige spoke to me and it was a priviledge........

Regarding the hotel there was a kidnapping - a black male and white female stole a car (yep that had this cute bulldog) and teen girl - they dropped the girl off at some random location and kept the car along with mr bulldog.....police decide to show up and these muppets decided to register a stolen car in their name - duh!! police read the list and arrested quicker then a male hardon in a whorehouse!!!

Radio station

Okay so it's been a while, maybe because i have actually been working!

So the latest update:
I signed up with this new french manager who can barely communicate without being aggressive or having some type of hidden agenda where she can benefit. She rides a scooter and has this corn bread look about her. I think i will drop her as my manager as she is very unproductive and charges unnecessary money for boring acting lessons for beginners.............
anyway on more positive news i have finally got my SAG card which i am very proud of and i also prodcued, wrote and acted in my own webisode - www.thegymseries.com so take a look:)

This radio station tried to prank me at work, they thought i could give into their silly questions like - did you take a urine sample when you first took this job etd -wasn't gonna get pranked too sharp - they wanted to give me 500 bucks but i told them to keep it and do some more marketing.............

oh and i saw fat boy busta rhymes at the sky bar - he looks like nutty professor as he has put on so much weight -

Couger

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drunken midgets, a homelss guy and a couger.

Hollywood is full of weirdo's and super heros with no super powers or work ethics. It's full of hidden agenda with women trying to take money from hard working men....
for example - a mate (jamil) invites us down to a restaurant in westwood as he had a so called friend date with 3 girls - so he asked myself and another mate for backup) - so we had a really nice meal and conversation - when it was time to pay for the bill the girl handed me the bill (yes me the bill even though i am meeting her for the first time as friends) and said "thank you for paying this bill" - i'm not stingy but dont be asking for free stuff....not cool- so my mate intervenes and says its 24 dollars each - she goes ballistic and says "jamil i want to speak to you outside" - they have a full blown argument about the bill - they are not boyfriend and girlfriend just friends - the girl made a horrible account of herself and she disappeared after the meal - it's not about the money biut how you say things.....

anyway we had a bunch of circus midgets show up at the hotel at 2am in the morning - they were high on coke and drunk - the funny thing about this they all stripped half naked and started playing hide and seek in the hotel - jesus christ give me a break!!! but it gets worse - i have a homeless man who begins to perform yoga on the 2nd floor lobby - i confront him saying you cant stay here and apparently the voices in his head told him to meditate right here - so i kicked him out - but he kept coming back - so i called the lapd on his ass - who took forever to come down - worse thing is we had a full blown fight - i won obviously!!! i'll lick my finger and draw an invisble line through the air.

The secret agent who wasn't so secret.

Okay, i thought i'd give you one of those "i miss writing on my blog updates" - since the last time i worked on the bill zucker and kelsey grammer show (kelsey grammer plays beast from X-men or better known as Fraizer" - i did a kick ass scene with bill zucker - the fat bloke that wrote some twitter song that did well on youtube..........

anyway i was working at the hotel and this bloke (he was well built) comes running in and gives me this bag of clothes - he tells me that there are people looking for him and ready to kill him and they want their stuff back - he told me he was an undercover agent and that soemthing went wrong - he said that a tall tranny and another black guy will be coming down to look for him at the hotel - so he said tell them i checked out, plus he wanted to move rooms- i gave him an alias name as he was scared, changed his room and pretended he checked out - he was dodgy as fuck but being i was in hollywood i thought it must be some show of prank - i kept on saying that he was shady as he never showed me his police badge until i confronted him - The tranny and black guy show up at the hotel, now this tranny was 6foot 2 and scary looking. well to cut a short story even shorter - he happen to be a method actor and was writing a film - he offered me a a part :) well obviously this guy is day dreaming and is pretty much a nut case! he is what we call the hollywood lost soul - or dis-illusioned.

oh not sure if i told you this but i shot a pilot called "how sorry are you" and the girl i was working with was a model - after the show i used my charm and wit (and of course my looks) and i too kher out on a couple of dates!!!!! not gonna mention names etc but she is a cute girl - trying to figure out if she is one that i can take home to mama.

79 foot truck carries one 3 foot door

Okay so the new year has kicked in, 2010 is here and pilot season is under way. I auditioned for a pilot show called 187 detroit at fox studios - and guess what i met sharon stone (from 40 yards) believe it or not she still has it! and there's a part of me that STILL WOULD....

Anyway another congratulations is due on 2 fronts - firstly i have a new born niece that decided to pop out on new years eve - i am very lucky to have another healthy niece. Secondly i booked my third job in hollywood - yep the show is called "how sorry are you" well not very sorry in fair honesty! I have to make up some sort of back drop story and deliver it to camera - of course i have this super hot model as my girl friend - oh and the production assistant asked me out - i guess i am smooth.
But the funny thing is a 79 foot truck with nothing but a small 3 foot plastic toy door pulled out front. The truck driver needed a 79 foot long truck to deliver a 3 foot door? i could have put the 3 foot door in my car in fact i could have placed five 3 foot doors in my car.....totally insane......

I think i have become a workaholic as i work work work - it's killing me - for example i don't work less then 65 hours a week - on top of that i go gym, audition socialize and party - i sure am living the hollywood life style :)