Sharon stone, Mary J blige and a kidnapping!! plus the twitter convention

Last month I fired my bitter french agent, she was hopeless and she exploited many actors by telling them they must pay 80 dollars for her own special acting class (it wasn't acting classes it was cold reading classes on camera, they cost 80 bucks which she pocketed - not cool hollywood) - she had to go as I ran into problems onto my own production "cough cough insurance papers that she failed to get hold of for me"
Anyway i went to this special conference called the 140 conference in hollywood - i got dragged and to tell you the truth it was pants. The convention was full of nerds that follow and tweet one another. The worse thing about this convention was that it cost 400 bucks to get in "WTF" - there were people at the convention who had 300,000, 400,000, 800,000 followers - they acted as if they were A list celebs - one of them got into a conversation with me - i asked him "how many twitters fans do you have?" he replied " I have approximately 344,134 twitters fans and by 2011 that will rise to 500,000 twitters fans. What about you, how many twitter fans do you have?"
i replied "6 and by 2011 i should be in double figures" an awkward silence as usual.....

I saw sharon stone at the beverly hills film festival - was held at the aqua lounge which was a nice venue. Sharon stone said a lovely speach about charity and love.

Then the following week i spoke to mary j blige on my cell - a few friends were chilling at the beverly hills hotel and they bumped into mjb and she was so cool and awesome. She chilled with a few of my friends the whole night and as they called me mary j blige spoke to me and it was a priviledge........

Regarding the hotel there was a kidnapping - a black male and white female stole a car (yep that had this cute bulldog) and teen girl - they dropped the girl off at some random location and kept the car along with mr bulldog.....police decide to show up and these muppets decided to register a stolen car in their name - duh!! police read the list and arrested quicker then a male hardon in a whorehouse!!!