Audition 1 - and the big greasy man boob man

Finally i had my first audition in Hollywood, yep my first and hopefully not the last. I was auditioning for a car commercial - nothing great, nothing special but just an average non union car commercial that pays 1000 dollars. The funny thing is I saw lots of insecure actors pitching themselves while waiting - hey buddy i'm not the casting director the guy inside the room is, go tell him...........While being at the audition this tubby chap/bloke/man wearing a tight shirt decided to flex his man boobs at me! WTF - i said to him "put your one trick pony away and tuck those double d's in your stomach" - the guy was stocky, he was tubby and he certainly never heard of cardio vascular.............someone please tell him, but the weird thing is in his head he is probably thinking i am so anold swazzenger - yeah but with 50% more body fat and about 1 foot shorter................

I purchased these apples about 3 weeks ago and for some reason, they have never gone off? they still look ripe, they smell ripe and they look yummy. I don't know what type of nuclear experiement these food manufacturers are doing to these apples but its working. I don't wanna eat an apple and 10 years later i begin to glow green..............

Waiting for auditon number 2.