79 foot truck carries one 3 foot door

Okay so the new year has kicked in, 2010 is here and pilot season is under way. I auditioned for a pilot show called 187 detroit at fox studios - and guess what i met sharon stone (from 40 yards) believe it or not she still has it! and there's a part of me that STILL WOULD....

Anyway another congratulations is due on 2 fronts - firstly i have a new born niece that decided to pop out on new years eve - i am very lucky to have another healthy niece. Secondly i booked my third job in hollywood - yep the show is called "how sorry are you" well not very sorry in fair honesty! I have to make up some sort of back drop story and deliver it to camera - of course i have this super hot model as my girl friend - oh and the production assistant asked me out - i guess i am smooth.
But the funny thing is a 79 foot truck with nothing but a small 3 foot plastic toy door pulled out front. The truck driver needed a 79 foot long truck to deliver a 3 foot door? i could have put the 3 foot door in my car in fact i could have placed five 3 foot doors in my car.....totally insane......

I think i have become a workaholic as i work work work - it's killing me - for example i don't work less then 65 hours a week - on top of that i go gym, audition socialize and party - i sure am living the hollywood life style :)

update

Only lord knows how time flies!

Since the last time i wrote i booked my second commercial, playing an architecture on a hewlett packard commercial - not bad 4 auditions and 2 booked jobs. However, EPMC talent got me this huge audition playing the main role in a movie called buddha - if i get this role major breakthrough so fingers crossed.....

I met Jamie fox, gerard butler at some private screening - some movie called law adbiding citizen - okay movie but that geard butler knows how to have an ego etc!!! i asked him the question "you were great, an emotional wreck how did you prepare for your role" he replied "i was fucking brillaint, you ain't seen nothing yet"

i went to playhouse, avalon and circus nightclub - great clubs :)

Washington

Congratulations to me, my second audition and i booked a job, so i need to rub my belly and pat my back at the same time. I booked a commercial for washington state university and will be playing the charater of rajeesh, yes an arab lol

They decided to fly me to portland, oregan than straight to spokaan washington (which is about 200 miles south of seattle).....But portalnd is breath taking, the trees and the two rivers that go through the city, i thought england was green but this place was dark green filled with more green..........

Oh before landing in portland we saw mount st helans - the same volcanic mountain i studied in geography back in london.....apparently it's left a huge white line trailing for miles - so for all those coke users out there this could be heaven.....

And on the way to washington i saw crator lake - it's a lake that use to be a volcano but the volcano exploded and turned into a lake which was filled up with water - and this lake is the deepest lake in america........

Anyway arriving to washington i got the 5 star treatment, my name was held at the airport by a driver wooohooo, whisked off and stayed at the double tree hotel (hilton hotel)............

The next day we shot the commerical, but i got a fucking ticket for not wearing a seat belt - some police officer pulled the whole truck and gave 6 guys a ticket for not wearing seatbelts - hey at least he could have given us a group discount......

can't wait to see the commercial - i had my own trailer too lol

Jamie fox and mr 300 boy gerard butler

it's been a while but i thought i should update all of you. I went to this private screening at the arclight cinema to watch a film called "law abiding citizen" Now when one goes to a private screening it's to help the producers find out crowd reaction - or testing the film to see how great it is............But when i got to the private screening they wouldn't play the god dam frickin movie - i tried to start chants of "Boring" but security told me to hush andi wasn't gonna fight a 400 pound steroid freak (obviously i would have won - coz i would have poked him in the eye or adams apple) - finally a bloke speaks on the microphone and it happens to be the director - anyway the director introudces jamie fox and gerard butler and i'm thinking wtf - why didn't they tell us that they are coming - i was screaming rock n roller - its a movie with gerard butler..............

after the moviue which was okay about a 8/10 i went to the restroom and gerard butler walks in one minute later (no we never compared) and i asked him a question

"you were an emotional wreck and you were fantastic, how did you prepare for the role?"
he replied "i was fucking brillaint, you ain't seen nothing yet"

enough said

Vegas is gonna be a ghsot town in 3 weeks

Apparently las Vegas will be a ghost town in 3 weeks time according to this bloke (who is auditioning for America's got talent). This chap was dead serious on his little mindless theory, he believes that the colorado river is dried up and that there is no water. But Mr loony goes onto to say that there is a state prison and that all the prisoners will be shot dead as they can't supply water! umm this chap will be abused by those judges at americas got talent. But the worst thing about this bloke was his show piece - He was going to make a stupid doll named willy fly in the air by using 4 fans - he said "i'm going to place willy inbewteen those fans and he will fly" good luck mate- i'm sure you're gonna get a first round exit.

I saw kelly clarkson at the hollywood and vine performing. Now i know why she isn't the full package because she is the full package times 2 - in all her videos she looks pretty and stunning (yes she has talent) but when i saw her on stage she was a big girl, i mean big big girl - the film director's of all her music video's have done an amazing job potraying her alot skinny then what she is - shit i'm coming across bitchy, my bad!!!!

Thirdly please do not under any circumstances go hiking in your sandals, if you do you'll get a bruised foot like myself, let common sense prevail not pride. Lastly i had a second round interview with the new W hotel in hollywood. Oh and i got a call back on my second auditon....Come on KHAN you can do it :)

The DMV fued has ended!

My fued and frustration with the dmv has finally ended, the curtain has been drawn and the fat woman has stop singing. I prevailed over those irrating, annoying dumbasses.....I won and passed my driving test - it's no biggie passing the test but its the length and effort that i had to go through! the procedure is more confusing then george bush's dvd collection...........

My two family friends that i refer to as double JJ (and not that stupid wretler named jeff jarrett) have lent me their car for over a month, i think we need more people like these guys, good working americans..............thanks jj!!!

I have also met a few other friends, my circle is growing and soon i'll have a database of friends on my phone - not bad considering i've only been here for over 5 weeks.............i'll give a shout out to corrie, sheetal, kiran and wesley!!!

oh and england beat croatia 5-1 - was npot expecting that

room 322

It's been a week or so since i've written something and this could only mean two things;
1) either I’m lazy or
2) I’ve been busy!

my answer is number 2...... I had dinner with one of the leads from ER and she was a cool chick, she was feeling the farnie(me) charm and wit. I know she liked me (don't wanna sound like an arragont tosser) but she really was into me (or then again maybe not).

Went to florentine garden night club and oh my god these girls know how to shake and move it, I’m surprised that these girls get away with murder on the dance floor.....it's as if they are giving away free lap dances the whole night, but the way they shake their butts is smooth........back home you wouldn’t see this stuff!!!!
I had an argument with room 322 – apparently the guy decided to purchase a hooker (who thought she was fine wine – no honey your just old wine without the good taste) and this hooker had a huge drug attitude – she said “ I go to many great hotels like the Hilton and work and this hotel is a 1 star” and being me I obviously replied back saying “I’m sure you have worked in many hotel rooms, offering late night promotions” …..Big, no BIG mistake – she hit the roof – the goofy guy never clocked on but she did and nagged like a 70 year old woman who has been in a loveless marriage for over 30 years. I had to give them a refund and kick them out the hotel – otherwise the cops would have come.

Oh went to ranyon canyon again, i love that breath taking place, such a nice peaceful friendly place- this place over looks the whole of la, and one can see these attractive hollywood hill houses - oh yes one day they will be mine, hopefully that day will come soon.....a little advice, never go hiking in your sandals, I did and messed up my foot…….
Got my second audition tomorrow – yeah!!!!